I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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