ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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