we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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