I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Randomize
