What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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