WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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