yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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