Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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