Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
don't judge my taste in strippers
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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