Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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