you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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