I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
wow bdsm is so cute
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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