I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
