she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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