What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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