I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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