Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
