I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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