Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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