he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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