The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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