Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We are two peas in an std pod
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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