JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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