So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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