kristin has been a bad kristin
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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