shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
My pussy is not your playground.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I need a beard to bite.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize