Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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