Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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