she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I came so hard my ears popped.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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