...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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