I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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