Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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