Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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