awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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