I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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