I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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