I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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