He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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