My liver just broke up with me...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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