I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
4 words: hood of his car
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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