question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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