Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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