You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
