Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he puts the penis in happiness.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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