yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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