Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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