he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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