i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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