i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
