I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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