another moral hangover. fuck.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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