we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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