I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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