You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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