you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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